Am annoyed. I had my printer hooked up to my old computer. I used it today, and it worked just fine. I unplugged it and moved it over to my laptop.

Apparently HP printers do not like to be transported eight feet away.

The piece of shit won't power on, no matter what I do or where I plug it in. HP chat person told me all the stuff to do, it didn't work. So she said "You need an upgrade. Want me to send you that?" And I said, "sure."

She gives me information to buy a new printer. Deal of the century - just $279.99. Yeah friggen right. I can get a comparable printer at Target for forty bucks, asshole.