The Hub was looking online for something for my stepdaughter for Christmas. Four was laying ont he floor having a complete hissy fit because I wouldn't let her eat a big pan of brownies for dinner.
"What's that book she likes?" The Hub asked me.
"WAAAAAH!" Four screamed.
"Magic Treehouse?" I said.
"Yeah, I think it's Magic Treehouse," he answered.
"No, Magic DUMMY!" Four screamed.

And then The Hub came up with the one liner of the day. "Magic Dummy?" he asked Four. "Ta-duh!"